TheLiquidAudio's Xanga

HAHHAAHAHAHHHA.....college

Thu, 09 Feb 2006 18:47:38 GMT

yes i have updated. i miss those days of everyone writing slandering comments so lets commence again....how does that sound? and by the way, i haven't learned anything in college.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Sun, 02 Oct 2005 22:50:23 GMT

I took a test; it was amazing!!! mmmuuuuaaaahhhhzzzz~~~~~

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Sat, 30 Jul 2005 15:17:58 GMT

TOOOK A GLORIOUS SHIT! Ok, we'll stop on that note.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 04:18:28 GMT

Was in orientation for the last few days which could've been a whore but it wasn't. Other than that, sleeping has consumed me.

Monday, June 13, 2005

Mon, 13 Jun 2005 04:18:36 GMT

Well summer is amusing; not really. Days of reading Paul Theroux, whoring at Macaroni Grill, and playing Rugby 2005 are not that amusing. Well, in any case, I'm looking for vacation. I need vacation. I thirst for vacation. Vacation can be anything from moving to Mt. Adams for a few days or waking up in some apartment in Kiev one morning. Home = gaining nothing but subtracting dignity. My parents are Indianizing their strictness again just to get back at me before I leave for DC so hell is breaking loose at home again. And oh shit, nevermind...i just forgot what i was going to say.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Thu, 19 May 2005 01:17:39 GMT

Well nothing has happened since February except maybe a flock of seagulls flew by. Fuck you.

Monday, February 28, 2005

Mon, 28 Feb 2005 05:39:23 GMT

dah

Yes, dah has evolved into something greater. I'm reading some Euro thing on industrial society. It's pretty sad but whatever. I had a decent weekend; I hung out with my sister and her friend from NY. We watched many episodes of 24 which was semi fun. This week looks like to be hell. Cheer me up and lets have a fun weekend because my whole family will be out of town. Except my dad. So no parties here I guess. Unless, my dad goes somewhere random.

Saturday, February 26, 2005

Sat, 26 Feb 2005 04:49:03 GMT

Ricky Sharma is a Misbehaving Cowgirl

Well, Ricky wants all the attention in the world so he had to be mentioned in my Xanga. He is 12 or 13 after all. First, in news, nothing is really happening. The next two months will be the most blah of my life; a combination of Ms. Doyle's idiocy and the fact that there isn't a girl in my life pretty much sums up the blah. Some people *cough* shouldn't be so depressed and look to someone else for their breast milk to nurture them. I wanna see Bride and Prejudice. Sorry Chris for not being able to make it tonight. It doesn't look like such a good movie, but it seems entertaining. The most beautiful woman in the world is in it; so why miss it? It's really interesting. I like to discuss which country has the most beautiful women in the world. India has a strong case for that position. Alot of people argue Brazil and it's pretty viable. In my personal opinion, I like Turkish and Lebanese women alot. They just got the best of East and West in them. European women aren't really that great looking unless they're Spanish. Well, I'll stop talking.

Friday, February 18, 2005

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 21:31:23 GMT

Will China take over the world?

My esteemed colleagues of John "Run On Sentence" Ariosa and Zac "Cabbage Rolls" Lee discussed a possiblity of Chinese ownage of everybody. If Captain Planet is dead, we will one day officially become slaves of the Chinese proletariat. I differ though from the perspective that Lee and Ariosa take. When mobilized, the citizens of Hong Kong will disperse to the Chinese countryside and conduct the course, English for the Chinese Peasent With Rotten Teeth 101. From Chengdu to Bejing, the Hong Kongers will teach English better than Marchal, Cahill, Downie, or whoever. Maybe not Mr. Hussong but whatever. This will be real impending doom. At least, when I wil be taken into captivity, I will be worth alot. A young hott Chinese fashion designer in Shanghai will take interest in my sweaters that are not Emo. As her slave apprentice, I will take charge of the Chinese fashion world and win my freedom. As for all you fools, you all will be digging for uranium deposits that will eventually become part of a nuclear missile which will be able to reach Jamaica, the last country to be free from Chinese hegemony.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Wed, 16 Feb 2005 03:48:32 GMT

Triumphs of Sid Deka Over All Peoples

1. Zac Lee- Well, we all know he will either become a forest dweller, end up selling himself on Vine Street, or become an elementary school Language Arts teacher. Triumph is already achieved here.

2. Jon O'Connor- Oh yes, good old Jonnie boy. Science will eventually catch up to him and will eat him alive. So no worries here. As Joe Schinamen stated, he is the evil white man. He must be defeated so perverted science can survive in this reactionary 21st century.

3. John Ariosa- Well, I hate to defeat John but he is vital to my future of owning and suppressing more peoples. The world-wide web will eventually turn against him and Ohio State will reject him. Out of utter sadness, John will kneel down to the prevailing forces.

4. Gerdsen- Blitzkreig will be unleashed on him. In this epic battle, two dictators, who have no compassion for the general welfare of their peoples, will raze some industrial city of great importance to the ground. In the end, Jew Lube's forces are overwhelmed. He will retreat to the "Wolf's Lair" and contemplate joining the Jesuits.

5. Chris Lee- Your neighborhood friendly Azn will be waging guerilla warfare for ten miserable years (though not more miserable than the 45 minutes of French IV each day). The world sees a beacon of hope but its eventually switched off. With supplies of green tea exhausted, the United Asian Liberation Front finallys lays down its arms.

6. Coreland Philips- Narcotics will be his downfall.

7. Dan Rankin- The Emo child will be angered. The real creator of Emo Sweater Monday will cut his arms and go to a Taking Back Sunday concert. This will be his defeat.